let me explain

I know, I know. Another long absence. There's just been so much to cover over the past several weeks that I don't know where to start. I went on a family vacation to the motherland, got a new phone, got props at work, spring has supposedly sprung (cue the new masthead) and the latest update is that a nasty virus is hosting itself in my chest and throat and has been ruining my life for the past several days. Now of you'll excuse me, I need to go pass out now since writing these few lines has zapped all of my energy. More to come in the near future. I promise.